Are You Ready To Have Children?

THE MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. THE TOY TEST: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Lego. If Lego is not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles. Have a friend spread it all over the house. Put